A Servants Bell

Tho this cowboy's life is a livin' rage,

and his lovely wife he lives to please.
There lurks inside of him a little boy,

Who dearly loves to tease.
Now on a recent trip to town,

the logic of his purchase, I really couldn't tell.
But you could see the devil in his eyes,

when he found this Servants Bell.

Now a Servants Bell is what rich folks use,
when calling their servants to fill their every need.
Why they're suppose to fetch and carry,

or even groom the masters steed.
Well this cowboy bought that tinklin' bell,

and headed for the ranch.
And pondered on the benefits,

if this bell should work perchance.
Now his wife she is a pleasant gal,

and she doesn't mind his tease.
Ya see she loves her scruffy cowboy,

and does her best to please.
Well, . . . The details of this story, . . .
I really don't think I want to tell.
"Cause things didn't work quite out the way

they were suppose to, when he rang his little bell.

But there is one thing that I can tell you,
and that is that we hope that someday doctors

may find some cures. To explain why he jingles when he walks,

'cause he does it without spurs.

Rudy Gonzales Cowboy Poetry